by marija kovac
does anyone wanna be friends tonight
can i please meet someone normal who always wants to talk on the phone with me and has friends but cares about me more
like is that too much to ask for
i just want cry sometimes because college
i went to wax my eyebrows today and this lady was like wow they wax underarms here and i was like yea i guess so and she was like “damn i would probably have to take 5 shots before coming in here to get that done”
stay tuned for more stories of my very interesting life
guess who’s valedictorian?!?!?!???!?!?!??!?!?! (answer: me)
